CHALLENGE RUNS (21)
Apr 29Gets real simple, doesn't it? When you're the one they're coming for.Road Run4.3 mi · 817 ft
Apr 27Power! Unlimited power!Hike2.4 mi · 164 ft
Apr 26I don't get history. If I wanted to know what happened in Europe a long time ago, I'd watch Game of Thrones.Road Run8.1 mi · 1,260 ft
Apr 26I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.Road Run2.1 mi · 243 ft
Apr 22Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.Hike1.6 mi · 59 ft
Apr 21That's not a ride. THIS is a ride.Hike3.1 mi · 236 ft
Apr 20I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash ya got.Hike· did not qualify0.7 mi
Apr 18Doing workHike· did not qualify0.8 mi · 56 ft
Apr 18If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?Hike1.0 mi · 72 ft
Apr 16I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.Hike2.6 mi · 348 ft
Apr 16Kip, stand by to take the blame.Hike1.1 mi · 52 ft
Apr 14If this works, it'll keep us from getting' caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from gettin' old.Road Run3.6 mi · 676 ft
Apr 13Anybody order fried sauerkraut?Road Run3.0 mi · 79 ft
Apr 11I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation. Never said I wanted to improve my station.Road Run65.8 mi · 8,304 ft
Apr 11Evening ride. Just Kidding. It's really another clever ride title.Hike· did not qualify0.9 mi · 118 ft
Apr 9We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?Hike1.1 mi · 89 ft
Apr 9Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, StartRoad Run3.0 mi · 184 ft
Apr 8Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.Hike· did not qualify0.3 mi · 10 ft
Apr 4Technology will not save usHike2.2 mi · 98 ft
Apr 4Honey, stop raising your father's cholesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie.Road Run3.3 mi · 627 ft
Apr 1A fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam. It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand.Trail Run4.1 mi · 797 ft
