Consistency is the longest race.

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He got Ajax from the dish soap!

Mon, Sep 7

3.00 mi

+115ft

Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.

Sun, Sep 6

0.61 mi

+59ft

I don't dance! I'm from that town in Footloose.

Sat, Sep 5

0.67 mi

+7ft

Yep, gonna lose a toenail. There goes sandal season!

Sat, Sep 5

5.07 mi

+932ft

You can't turn the sink on when someone's in the shower, this isn't some fancy hotel!

Sun, Aug 30

1.90 mi

+72ft

And If You're Not Down with That We Got Two Words for Ya! SUCK IT!

Tue, Aug 25

1.72 mi

+112ft

Great, kid. Don't get cocky.

Sun, Aug 23

2.43 mi

+82ft

Oh, you've remodeled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds.

Sat, Aug 22

2.12 mi

+85ft

I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.

Sun, Aug 16

1.27 mi

+213ft

Dadgummit you just assassinated a tree.

Sat, Aug 15

3.81 mi

+1,309ft

◈ Race History • 77 races

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Desert Rats Trail Running Festival by UTMB - 100K

Fruita, CO · Unknown

190th Overall · 35th Women

17:31:25