Consistency is the longest race.

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Balloons are like our souls. They want to go up, but can't, and when you pop them, they scream.

Sun, Sep 13

1.02 mi

+62ft

I don't spew profanity..... I enunciate them clearly.

Mon, Sep 7

1.03 mi

+3ft

My recliner and I go way back.

Mon, Sep 7

0.76 mi

+62ft

I'll Be In My Bunk

Mon, Sep 7

3.90 mi

+397ft

A right bodge job.

Sun, Aug 30

1.00 mi

+121ft

I'm just not cut out for this high stakes world of having fun with friends.

Sat, Aug 29

1.38 mi

+197ft

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

Thu, Aug 6

4.09 mi

+56ft

That's it! That's it, Rick! I'm taking the wheel!

Sat, Aug 1

5.11 mi

+220ft

Well, I'm the boss... Head Honcho. El Numero Uno. Mr. Big. The Godfather. Lord of the Rings. The Bourne... Identity. Er... Taxi Driver. Jaws. I forgot the question quite a while back. Who are you, again?

Sun, Jul 19

2.00 mi

+177ft

I changed all my passwords to 'Incorrect.' So whenever I forget, it will tell me 'Your password is incorrect'.

Mon, Jul 13

0.91 mi

+148ft